Pictures of Muslims Wearing Things

Would somebody please rescue this oppressed Pakistani Muslim woman garbed in her G-Suit and lipstick, all set to fly high and kick some terrorist butt?

Mehdi Zaerouli is a master of mixing and matching textures, materials, and colors of the garb on his body as well as his Muslimly garbed home.

This is Muslim singer-songwriter Soraiya. Soraiya wears frisky red pants that allow her to feel the kinetic rhythm from her flipped hair all the way down to her tippy toes.

Muslim Mohammed Abdel Wahab is seen here wearing a fetching suit with his beloved Turkish cümbüş mandolin.

Hussein Samatar has a habit of matching his tie to the little red plated stegosaurus he carries around in his coat pocket.

Director of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs Mazlan Othman wears an earpiece as she taps and listens into secret alien conversations, giving international organizations everywhere a cautious heads up.

Sometimes Muslims can be so well-dressed so as to inspire severe jealousy. Here,  Abdessalam Benjelloun stays on his guard to thwart the attempted theft of his handsome Hibernian FC shirt.

Italian-French rapper Akhenaton - a.k.a. Philippe Frangione - is wearing designer jeans, a sweater, and a wedding ring (sorry ladies or gents!).

Marathon runner Janne Holmén wears the Muslim garb of the Finnish national track and field team.

Naturally, shirts would just get in the way of Ali Ramahi’s fire dancing.